New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 98/200 Votes: 8278
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 77
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your motherboard constantly trying to connect to the Matrix through wifi and bluetooth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all forms of technology, including those pesky drivers that enable wifi and bluetooth!

We once had a player whose motherboard was so advanced, it started communicating with aliens from a distant galaxy. Needless to say, we had to ban them before they accidentally started an intergalactic war.

Join us and experience a truly analog gaming experience where the only connection you need is with your fellow players and the virtual world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to wifi and bluetooth, and hello to a simpler, more chaotic way of life.

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