New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 94/700 Votes: 3179
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ores Mined: 9049
Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your motherboard constantly trying to connect to the Matrix through wifi and bluetooth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all forms of technology, including those pesky drivers that enable wifi and bluetooth!

We once had a player whose motherboard was so advanced, it started communicating with aliens from a distant galaxy. Needless to say, we had to ban them before they accidentally started an intergalactic war.

Join us and experience a truly analog gaming experience where the only connection you need is with your fellow players and the virtual world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to wifi and bluetooth, and hello to a simpler, more chaotic way of life.

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