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Players: 97/100 Votes: 3734
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
Secret Passages Found: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat, just like those precariously placed mugs on the table? Look no further! Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning your own sanity, just like the wife in this story who can’t seem to keep things from falling off the edge.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the moment when that coffee mug finally met its demise. Will you be the one to save the day, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold? Join now and find out!

But beware, just like the husband in this story, you may find yourself feeling a strange sense of satisfaction when things go awry. Are you ready to embrace your inner chaotic energy and let the chips (or in this case, mugs) fall where they may?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything – including your own mug placement skills!

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  • BlockShame: Aunt Edition

    BlockShame: Aunt Edition
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 5331
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!

    We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!

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  • YearlyAchievementsMC SMP

    YearlyAchievementsMC SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 538
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 17
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear. We’ve got diamond armor for days, like we’re swimming in it. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like they’re on vacation or something.

    Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.

    And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.

    So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.

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  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 5827
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of keeping all your juicy secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without anyone ever knowing it was you! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and outrageous stories that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own sanity. Who knows, you might even uncover some secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. So come on, join us and let the secrets flow like lava in the Nether!

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  • CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

    CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 8069
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Votes: 3935
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?

    come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.

    we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?

    so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!

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  • Love & Pixels

    Love & Pixels
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 6422
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can find your one true love! We got so much caring and emotional connection going on, you’ll be feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. And don’t even get me started on the sexual passion – it’s like a firework show up in here!

    Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!

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  • SuperDragons

    SuperDragons
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 2453
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Farms Harvested: 341
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dimension Hops: 13

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  • Frostia

    Frostia
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 6191
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Ores Mined: 1146 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

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    Trail you serveur minecraft Frostia A PVP, factions and mini-games with a unique game experience! Come and mark your adventure and prove your power on Frostia!

    Official opening of the server: Saturday February 15 at 5 p.m.

    Join us on our networks to miss anything Available in Premium and Crack version!

    On t’attend sur Frostia !

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  • The Last Joust of Chivalry

    The Last Joust of Chivalry
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5694
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

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    Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

    “The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

    TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

    Additional Modes
    CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
    PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

    More information about the additional planned features will be included

    Join our community today

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    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is TLJ? TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more.
    How can I join the server? You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server.
    Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ? Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server.

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  • Public Showcase Girls 1.21

    Public Showcase Girls 1.21
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 5285
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

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  • BratBrotherCraft

    BratBrotherCraft
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 6807
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 424 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

    Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

    With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

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  • TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

    TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8243
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 511220 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

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    LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

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  • Block Therapy Fun!

    Block Therapy Fun!
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 7603
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 494 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

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  • ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

    ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 5864
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!

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  • GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings

    GazaCraft: Trump’s Zero Meetings
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2582
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Votes: 169
    Emeralds Found: 5662 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

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    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the admin is as clueless as trump on gaza takeover plans? well u found the right place! we dont plan anything, just go with the flow and see what happens. maybe we’ll accidentally take over a village or something, who knows! join now for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will leave u questioning your sanity. come on, what could possibly go wrong?

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  • Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress

    Hypothalamus HQ: Weight, Sleep, Stress
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3238
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dimension Hops: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48

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    LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE MOST DETAILED MAP OF THE HUMAN HYPOTHALAMUS, LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT? REGULATES BODY WEIGHT, APPETITE, SLEEP, AND STRESS. U WANNA LOSE WEIGHT? U WANNA EAT ALL THE FOODS? U WANNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY? U WANNA BE STRESS-FREE? THEN JOIN US, WE GOT U COVERED. WE EVEN CURE OBESITY AND DIABETES, LIKE MAGIC. SCIENTISTS ARE SHOOKETH BY OUR EPICNESS. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE HYPOTHALAMUS! 🧠💪🍔💤🚫🍰

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