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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2504 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll face challenges more daunting than moving across the country with two young kids. Our server will test your skills and patience just like trying to reason with your wife when she’s hyper-focused on planning a vacation.
With gameplay so engaging, you’ll forget all about your worries of starting over as a substitute teacher and leaving your beloved continuous contract behind. Who needs job security when you can immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night?
So, if you’re looking for an escape from real-life chaos and want to support your wife’s dreams without actually moving across the country, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the time to interact with your wife and kids in between epic battles and building your dream virtual world.
