Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel like you’re stuck in a 50s sitcom! 🤣

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories, just like the time our player’s wife went from being a self-proclaimed alcoholic and drug addict to a sober queen! She kicked those bad habits to the curb and now only indulges in nicotine and delta 8. Talk about a glow-up!

But wait, there’s more! Our players have some interesting backstories too. One player has always been against alcohol because they don’t like the taste or the way it makes them feel. They even met their wife on a dating app because she was sober – talk about a match made in Minecraft heaven!

And let’s not forget about the post-partum depression, the high-risk pregnancy, and the beautiful baby boy. It’s been a rollercoaster ride for our players, but they’re still standing strong. Plus, the drama of whether or not the wife should have a glass of wine at the end of a tough day – will she fall back into old habits or will she resist the temptation? Only on our Minecraft server will you find such juicy drama!

So come join us for some laughs, some tears, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. Who knows what crazy stories you’ll create in our virtual world! 😉

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Meteorites Collected: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so epic that it will literally break the internet, causing chaos in every corner of cyberspace.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Build your dream castle, ride a flying pig, and battle a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, including the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mystical rainbow sheep.

    So why should you join this server? Because it’s so unbelievably awesome that even the gods of Minecraft themselves are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 226378
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

    Medbros Mine-tastic Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

    3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

    4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9097 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

    But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

    If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

    So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

    ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!
    Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

    On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

    But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1508 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

    Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition
    Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

    So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Potions Brewed: 190
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 246

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

    FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

    So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Runes Activated: 3 Emeralds Found: 7387

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Time to Mine and Dine Server

    Time to Mine and Dine Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

    Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!
    Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

    Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

    Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

    So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 466
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

    Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness
    Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Runes Activated: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

    Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Emeralds Found: 7758 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

    Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Enchantments Applied: 234
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

    GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

    UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you
    Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

    Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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