Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Studio

Adventure, age requirement, BUILD, Builder, collaboration, Community, Creative, Difficulty, Discord, early days, Enthusiast, Environment, Future, gameplay, grow, Optimized, Platform, Redstone, rules, smp, streaming, Studio

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4783
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to The Studio Minecraft Server!

Launched by Nacmac earlier this year alongside their streaming journey, our server is built around community, creativity, and collaboration. Join us as we grow together!

About the Server:

Platform	Bedrock Edition
Difficulty	Hard Mode
Age Requirement	16+
Allowlisted	To ensure a safe, friendly, and troll-free environment.
Optimized	We’re serious about minimizing lag and have rules in place to keep gameplay smooth for everyone.

We’re more than just a server – we’re building a community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. The Studio is still in its early days, so this is the perfect time to jump in and help shape the future of our world.

Join Us: Head over to our Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ

We can’t wait to grow and create with you!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I’m under 16?	Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 16+ for the safety and enjoyment of all players.
How do I get on the allowlist?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided to be added to the allowlist.
What type of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Our server caters to a variety of playstyles, whether you prefer building, adventuring, or redstone engineering.
How can I contribute to the community?	Join in on group projects, events, and discussions to help shape the future of The Studio.

Sonic Racing Transformed 1.20.3

1.20.3, all-stars, arcade racing, best game, drift, enhanced version, kart racing, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online play, power ups, ps4, PS5, Racing, racing game, Racing Transformed, sega, Sega characters, sonic, sonic the hedgehog, team sonic racing, Transformed, video game

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed to come to PS4 or PS5, then come join our Minecraft server! We may not have Sonic racing, but we have something even better – blocky racing!

Race against your friends in epic Minecraft kart races that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)! Who needs Sonic when you can have Steve and his crew tearing up the tracks?

Forget about Team Sonic Racing – join our server for the ultimate racing experience that will have you saying, “Gotta mine fast!” Don’t miss out on the craziest kart racing fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	205278	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	207
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Star Shards Collected:	198	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	128	Villages Defended:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Supports Both Java & Bedrock Editions Java Version: 1.20+ Bedrock Port: 19531 Join Zenith SMP, where adventure, creativity, and fun come together. Whether you’re a Java warrior or a Bedrock explorer, Zenith SMP is your next home!

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

zenithmc.fun

Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Ores Mined:	9819
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Zombie Dances:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Shattered Realms Restored:	2