Are you tired of feeling like the only adult in the house? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with endless adventures and excitement, perfect for forgetting about your troubles.

Just like in real life, you won’t have to worry about someone mooching off of you here. In fact, our virtual world is so advanced that you can even make your virtual spouse pay their fair share of the bills! No more arguments about money, just fun and games all day long.

And if you ever feel like your virtual spouse isn’t pulling their weight, you can just block them and move on to a new adventure. No need to deal with any real-life drama here, just pure gaming bliss.

So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a real spouse when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Annoying Fanbase Minecraft Server

    Annoying Fanbase Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old fanbase? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most hilariously annoying players you’ll ever meet!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Our community is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through insane challenges and crazy adventures.

    From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter on our server. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most obnoxiously awesome fanbase in Minecraft history!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Villages Defended: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General #580

    Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Furry General #580
    Welcome to the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Join us at /vrfg/ – Virtual Reality Furry General #580 where we embrace our inner fursonas and build a world filled with fluffy friends and virtual fursuits!

    Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that hosts weekly Drinking Nights and Multiplayer Nights? We even have a Gamin’ Night every Tuesday for all you gaming furries out there. Plus, our upcoming Halloween Event on November 1st is going to be a howling good time!

    But that’s not all! Our avatar resources are so extensive, you’ll never run out of ways to customize your fursona. And don’t even get us started on the outrageous stories and adventures you’ll have on this server. From finding rare treasures in thrift stores to battling virtual dragons, there’s never a dull moment on /vrfg/!

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest, fluffiest, and most fur-ocious Minecraft SMP server around. Who knows, you might just find your new furiend for life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • WashAndDryNoByeBye

    WashAndDryNoByeBye
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate revenge experience!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your brother-in-law and sister-in-law show up in-game. They owe you $1,200 in virtual diamonds and they’re avoiding you like the plague. But fear not, because on our server, you can make them pay up in the most epic way possible.

    Sell them a broken pickaxe for $1,200, or better yet, trap them in a dungeon until they cough up the virtual cash. The possibilities are endless! And if that’s not enough, we have a marketplace where you can sell your old tools for outrageous prices. Who needs real money when you can make a fortune in Minecraft?

    So join our server now and let the games begin. It’s time to show your brother-in-law and sister-in-law who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. Let the drama unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardCreeper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and hilarious mishaps that will keep you on your toes!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire while trying to cook a chicken, or getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

    Forget about boring first dates, on our server the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! So grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers hiding in the bushes!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PseudoCraft: Not Just a Theory!

    PseudoCraft: Not Just a Theory!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with some truly wacky and wild experiences!

    Join us and experience the wonders of quantum crafting, where you can literally create items out of thin air using the power of your mind (and a little bit of redstone). Forget about mining for hours on end, just think about what you want and watch it materialize before your eyes!

    But that’s not all – our server also offers a unique feature called time-travel mining. Ever wanted to go back in time and mine for diamonds in the prehistoric era? Well now you can, thanks to our patented time-travel technology! Just watch out for those pesky dinosaurs…

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these dolphins have built an underwater empire complete with coral castles and seaweed farms, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their aquatic adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those time-traveling dinosaurs…

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • StupidCraft: Where the only thing stupider than the players is the server itself! Join in on the stupidity today!

    StupidCraft: Where the only thing stupider than the players is the server itself! Join in on the stupidity today!

    StupidCraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    We support Java Edition after 1.17 and allow Bedrock Edition players to thrive on the server with bridged features.
    Tight-knit Community We have a close community that values player feedback and interaction.
    Active PvP Scene Multiple PvP areas, combat timer, and SMP PvP implementation.
    Envoys Random spawns of valuable loot in PvP-enabled zones.
    Griefing and Raiding No build protection, promoting trust and base protection efforts.

    FAQs

    1. Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?

    Yes, we support Java & Bedrock crossplay on our server.

    2. Is there protection against griefing?

    No, we do not include build protection tools to encourage player interaction and base protection strategies.

    3. How can I join the server as a console player?

    Use the “Add Friend” feature on the Friends tab, search for “ServerMenu” accounts, add one with Minecraft-themed avatar, and join the world to access the server list.

    4. Are there areas for PvP?

    We have PvP arenas, combat timers, and specific rules to maintain fair combat practices.

    5. How can I provide feedback to the server?

    You can join our Discord or visit our website to interact with the community and share your thoughts.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9030 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Royal Prince Minecraft Server

    Royal Prince Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, for in our server, you can be a prince! That’s right, you can tell everyone you’re a prince and watch as players flock to you, showering you with kisses and gifts. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of your subjects, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kissy Castle, where players can compete in kissing contests to win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it, the winner of the annual Kissy Castle tournament gets to marry the elusive Kissy Queen and rule over the server as their royal consort.

    So come join us on our server and experience the royal treatment you deserve. Who knows, you might just find your true love in the form of a pixelated princess or prince. Kisses await you, my noble gamers!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP

    Sassy Drone Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a boring old drone in /e/? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner chaos! We have a thriving community of players who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and cause mayhem wherever they go.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Our server is filled with unique challenges and crazy events that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry.

    So say goodbye to the monotony of /e/ and hello to the wild and wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Come join us and show off your creativity, your sense of humor, and your ability to survive in the most absurd situations. See you in the game, you crazy diamond!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Towns Built: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NoPadInBedCraft

    NoPadInBedCraft
    Are you tired of your partner keeping you up all night with their iPad addiction? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only bright light keeping you up is the glowstone in your virtual castle!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any pesky partners keeping you from getting a good night’s sleep. No more arguments about bedtime or controlling behavior – just pure, uninterrupted building bliss.

    Join us now and say goodbye to sleepless nights caused by iPad-addicted partners. Build, mine, and craft your way to a better night’s sleep on our server – where the only thing keeping you up at night is the excitement of exploring new virtual worlds!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP

    Fame2Blame Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time when a mysterious floating island appeared out of nowhere in the Minecraft world, filled with rare loot and hidden secrets? Yeah, that was us. People from all over the blocky universe flocked to join our SMP, hoping to uncover the mysteries of the island and become legends in their own right.

    But here’s the kicker – just as quickly as it appeared, the island vanished into thin air, leaving everyone scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. Some say it was a glitch in the matrix, others believe it was a prank pulled by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

    So why should you join our SMP? Well, who knows what other crazy adventures and bizarre phenomena await you in our world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a village of talking pigs, or discover a portal to a dimension filled with nothing but llamas wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the only way to find out is to jump in and start crafting your own wacky tales. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of a lifetime – just don’t be surprised if things get a little…blocky.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 267
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BlockPartyFunLand

    BlockPartyFunLand
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and escape reality with our insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds or fight off an army of zombie chickens, the possibilities are endless!

    And if you ever feel like you just can’t go on, don’t worry! Our server has a secret potion that will give you unlimited lives so you can keep on playing forever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to boredom and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 232 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RubbleRaiders

    RubbleRaiders
    lol this server is so lit, even the Russians wanna join in on the fun! we had to retrieve someone’s body from under rubble after they got too excited about our epic builds and set the place on fire. but don’t worry, we put out the flames and now it’s all good. come join us for some explosive adventures and crazy shenanigans, just watch out for those pesky Russians!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Farms Harvested: 892 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

    Surviving on Java and a Cup of Coffee, Come Join the Fun! 1.20.4 SMP

    Java Survival SMP Server

    Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

    We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

    Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    We will always strive to… 1. Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity. 2. Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

    Server Rules

    Rule Description
    1. No excessively offensive language Respectful communication is important in our community.
    2. No politics or other controversial topics We want to keep the environment friendly and enjoyable for everyone.
    3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits Fair play is essential to maintain the integrity of the server.
    4. Do not disturb other players’ property Respect other players’ creations and space.
    5. Do not build too close to other players Give each player enough room to enjoy their gameplay.
    6. Be respectful to others and be kind! Building a positive and friendly community is our goal.
    7. No advertising We want to keep the server focused on the gameplay experience.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the Java Survival SMP Server?

    A: You can join by connecting to the server address mc.javasurvival.com in Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any specific gameplay rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have outlined the server rules above to ensure a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for Java Survival?

    A: Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Towns Built: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further than our server, where the age-old feud between Brazilians and Nordestinos is alive and well! Join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and outrageous accusations as we delve into this wacky rivalry. Who will come out on top? Will peace ever be restored? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops and the laughs never end! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2133 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • The Baller Minecraft SMP

    The Baller Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of the reballiest moments in the history of this sport.

    Picture this: a group of players decided to build a giant rollercoaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even underwater. But here’s the twist – they built it all while riding pigs! Yes, you heard that right, pigs. And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to commands in Pig Latin. And every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the center of the map, dropping rare loot for those brave enough to defeat it.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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