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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2921 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who will bake you virtual cakes and protect you from creepers. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect player two? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wives who control the diamond economy and have the power to ban griefers with just a snap of their fingers.
So come join us and see if you can find your perfect Minecraft wife – just be prepared for some intense diamond mining competitions and building challenges along the way!