WifelessWeddingWoes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	1943	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	160	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No one will ever tell you that your Minecraft house is “too opinionated” or that you’re “overstepping your bounds” with your building choices. 2. We encourage creativity and unique ideas, so feel free to make your Minecraft world all about YOU. 3. Our community is all about supporting each other, so you’ll never have to attend a Minecraft wedding without your favorite Minecraft partner. 4. Family harmony? Nah, we’re all about chaos and laughter here. Let your blocky hair down and have a blast with us! 5. And most importantly, we don’t believe in blowing things out of proportion. It’s just one blocky day, so why not suck it up and join us for some epic Minecraft fun?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	4466	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Buildings Constructed:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	3422
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2689
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8270	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	164	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!