WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

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  • Viking Factions OG

    Viking Factions OG

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Miss that OG Factions feeling? Fear not because we have it right here… 1.8 pvp, no hit delay, silk touch working on spawners, TnT blows up obsidian, TnT banks and so much more, come and join other active players right now and become the best faction on the server!
    Also things such as: Bounties, Leaderboards, In-game economy and shop to sell items, free crates, auction houses and events with rewards! We have a really nice community so far so come and join while we’re still in early stages!

    Server Information:

    IP: 185.206.149.94

    Discord: https://discord.gg/MAd49CW2

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    What version is the server on?The server is on version 1.8 for that OG Factions feeling.
    Are there any special features on the server?Yes, there are features like no hit delay, silk touch working on spawners, TnT blowing up obsidian, TnT banks, bounties, leaderboards, in-game economy, shops, free crates, auction houses, and events with rewards.
    Is the server community active?Yes, there is a really nice community on the server with active players.

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  • Cousin-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

    Cousin-FreeCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us and build your own family compound, complete with cousins who won’t exclude you from games or badmouth you. Take revenge on mean players like Adam by building traps and obstacles to keep them out of your territory.

    With our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, just like the OP did with her sister. Don’t let anyone tell you who you have to play with – on our server, you’re the boss!

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs siblings and cousins when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory!

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  • GreenlandCraft: Trump Troop Trouble

    GreenlandCraft: Trump Troop Trouble
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story about how nato countries are, like, sending troops to greenland because donald trump is, like, threatening them or something. but, like, don’t worry, because on this server, you can, like, build your own army of minecraft warriors and, like, protect greenland from any crazy threats. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can, like, hide from the nato troops and, like, plan your epic attack. so, like, join now and be a part of this insane adventure!

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  • SkyLegs CrutchCraft

    SkyLegs CrutchCraft
    have u ever wanted to fly like a majestic bird but then realized ur legs would turn into noodles? well, fear not my friend, cuz on this server, u can fly all u want without worrying about ur legs turning to mush! join us and experience the joy of soaring through the skies while ur legs chill out and do nothing. plus, we have a secret underground society of flying penguins who will teach u their ways if u bring them fish. so come on down and let’s fly high together!

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  • COVID Brain Crafters

    COVID Brain Crafters
    so, like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur brain is all messed up and u can’t think straight? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we embrace that brain damage vibe! join us and experience the most mind-boggling adventures ever!

    our players are so smart, they make einstein look like a potato. seriously, we’ve got brainiacs who can build entire cities in a day and solve complex puzzles with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so supportive, they’ll help u out even if u can’t remember how to craft a pickaxe.

    but wait, there’s more! on our server, u might even unlock hidden brain powers that will make u feel like a superhero. imagine being able to teleport across the map or summon a dragon to do ur bidding. it’s all possible on this wacky minecraft server.

    so, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s get ur brain all scrambled up in the best way possible! who needs normal brain activity when u can have a blast with us?

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