🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

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  • Baby Boom Server

    Baby Boom Server
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the consequences of US abortion bans are more babies and higher infant mortality! We got an estimated 478 extra infant deaths in da 14 states with bans, but don’t worry cuz we also got around one extra baby born per 1,000 woman! Dat’s a total of 22,180 additional babies across da country, so come on and help us take care of all dem babies in Minecraft! Build cribs, feed ’em milk buckets, and make sure dey don’t fall into lava pits! It’s a wild ride on dis server, so join now for some baby-makin’ fun!

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  • Medieval Smp

    Medieval Smp

    Medieval SMP Minecraft Server

    Are you looking for a Minecraft server that brings adventure, magic, and epic battles to life?

    Join Medieval SMP, where you can build mighty kingdoms, battle fearsome bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment! (WHITELIST)

    Will you rise as a ruler, forging a legacy that lasts for generations?

    Will you brave the skies, slaying dragons that scorch the land beneath them?

    Or will you descend into the darkest depths of the ocean, facing creatures unknown to man?

    The world is vast, filled with breathtaking cities waiting to be plundered…or transformed into thriving kingdoms of your own making.

    Season two launches this Friday, come join us. We already have so many members waiting!

    ⚔️Fight legendary beasts

    🏰Build grand fortresses

    🔮Master the arcane arts

    🌎Explore a world of endless possibilities.

    Discord – https://discord.gg/FDY66fHE

    Server IP – 88.211.212.7:25565

    FAQs

    QuestionAnswer
    Can anyone join the server?No, the server is whitelisted. You need to apply for access.
    Is there a specific theme for building?Yes, the server focuses on medieval and fantasy builds.
    Are there events or competitions on the server?Yes, there are regular events and competitions for players to participate in.
    How can I apply for whitelist access?You can apply through the Discord server mentioned above.
    Are there any rules on the server?Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and friendly gaming environment for all players.

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  • MomILNoJudgeMCServer

    MomILNoJudgeMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any overbearing mother-in-laws like Christie! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no unsolicited parenting advice.

    Looking for a break from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the chaos, where you can focus on building your dream world without any unwanted interruptions.

    Forget about tantrums over lost teddy bears, here you can let your creativity run wild without anyone criticizing your approach. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unwanted parenting advice and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CarCraftMomma

    CarCraftMomma
    Are you tired of entitled family members trying to take your hard-earned possessions? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual car and never have to worry about your mom trying to borrow it without asking!

    On our server, you can drive around in style without any family drama. No more guilt trips about how your mom let you live in her virtual house for 18 virtual years. Build your own empire of cars and show them off to your virtual aunt who won’t be calling you to guilt trip you into giving them away.

    Join now and enjoy the freedom of owning your own virtual car without any real-life family drama!

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  • ControversialCrush – Minecraft SMP

    ControversialCrush – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the players are all secretly aliens from Mars. It’s like a crazy circus mixed with a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form!

    And get this, the controversial trait that everyone finds attractive in their significant other on this server is if they can juggle flaming cats while riding a unicycle. I know, right? It’s totally insane but also kinda hot in a weird way.

    So if you’re into wacky adventures, bizarre romances, and just all-around craziness, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to unicorn fur, then maybe stay away. But everyone else, come join the fun!

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