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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

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  • Rapid Weight Loss Dementia – Crafty Minds

    Rapid Weight Loss Dementia – Crafty Minds
    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN THE SAME OLD BORIN MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR U! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE U LOSE WEIGHT SO FAST U MIGHT FORGET UR OWN NAME!

    WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “HUNGRY HIPPOS” WHERE U RACE AGAINST OTHER PLAYERS TO EAT THE MOST FOOD IN A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TIME. AND IF U WIN, U GET A SPECIAL PRIZE THAT’LL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U’RE IN A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BUILD BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, U MIGHT ACTUALLY FORGET HOW TO SPELL “DIAMOND”! AND IF U BUILD THE BEST CREATION, U’LL BE REWARDED WITH A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE DIAMONDS IN ONE HIT!

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND WEIGHT-LOSIN’ SERVER! U MIGHT END UP FORGETTIN’ WHERE U ARE, BUT U’LL NEVER FORGET THE FUN U HAD!

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  • LanderYT

    LanderYT

    Welcome to LanderYT SMP

    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.

    Server Tweaks:

    Custom texture packA few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    The only teleport command of /spawnOnce again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    Datapacks from HermitcraftWe installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    DiscordSRVDiscord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    CoreProtectSince we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.

    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.

    Our server is now 6 months old.

    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.

    Application process:

    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.

    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    When did the server start?The server started in October 2021.
    What are the rewards for events?Event coins, which can be used to buy shulker boxes and cosmetic items.
    Is there a teleport command other than /spawn?No, the only teleport command allowed is /spawn in the overworld.
    How old is the server?The server is 6 months old.
    How can I join the server?Fill in a high-effort application form and wait for acceptance.

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  • WeddingCraft vs BirthdayBash

    WeddingCraft vs BirthdayBash
    Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your wedding date is never questioned!

    On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from angry siblings or demanding relatives. Plus, you can invite all your friends to celebrate without worrying about conflicting birthdays.

    Forget about changing your date to accommodate anyone else – on our server, it’s all about you and your fiancé. And who cares if the wedding is less than 4 months away? That’s just how we do it in the Minecraft world!

    So come join us and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual paradise to escape to?

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  • NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

    NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, let me tell you about this EPIC Minecraft SMP I found! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously. So, like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly I got attacked by a herd of killer bunnies! I know right, who knew bunnies could be so deadly? But then, out of nowhere, this group of players swooped in on flying pigs and saved me. It was insane!

    And that’s not even the craziest part. Apparently, on this server, you can ride dragons and have epic battles with giant chickens. Like, what even is this place? It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a fantasy novel on crack. Plus, the community is so supportive and hilarious, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So if you want to join in on the madness and have the time of your life, you gotta check out this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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  • CreeperTearsMC

    CreeperTearsMC
    When was the last time you cried? Was it because you couldn’t find any diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join us and never shed a tear over pixelated gems again. Plus, our community is so supportive that we have a designated “Cry Corner” where you can let it all out after a tough day of building. So come on over and let the tears flow – but this time, tears of joy!

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