🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

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  • CraftyWarriorsMC

    CraftyWarriorsMC
    lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape ur own personal hell like these indians who thought they were going to russia but ended up in ukraine lol u will face epic battles and live with trauma from the crazy adventures u will have on our server lol u will never want to leave once u join our server lol come join now for the craziest minecraft experience ever lol.

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  • Alien Talk & Tribal Trials

    Alien Talk & Tribal Trials
    come join our crazy minecraft server where u can talk to wild animals and disconnected human tribes!!! it’s like trying to talk to aliens but in minecraft form!!! our performance is extremely mixed, just like a bag of mixed nuts!!! who knows what u might discover in this wacky world of communication confusion!!! join now for a chance to experience the ultimate alien encounter in minecraft!!! 🛸👽🌌

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  • ❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

    ❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

    Trulymine ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hus the Cases for each Player
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  • Moonbat

    Moonbat

    Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

    Server TypeSemi-Vanilla
    Version1.21.4
    IPmoonbat.ddns.net

    Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef! Hope to see you there!

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I join the server without griefing?Yes, we have a no-griefing survival SMP option available.
    Are there regular updates on the server?Yes, we actively update and maintain the server.
    Do you host player events?Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.
    What minigames are available on the server?We have recently added minigames such as spleef.

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  • BlockyParentProbs

    BlockyParentProbs
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-world nonsense behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any judgment or drama from your parents.

    Imagine a world where you can build a beautiful non-traditional wedding venue without anyone telling you to “control your woman.” Picture a place where your dogs can roam freely and happily without anyone suggesting you rehome them for the safety of your baby. On our server, you can create the perfect family life without any interference from meddling parents.

    And if things ever get too heated, just remember that you can always call CPS on your virtual parents in retaliation. Just kidding! But seriously, join our server and leave all that family drama behind. You deserve a break from all that nonsense.

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