🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

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  • Oxytocin Neuron Social Club

    Oxytocin Neuron Social Club
    so, like, imagine if u could enter a minecraft server where all the players are mice with autism. but then, there are these special neurons that secrete oxytocin that can like, totally change their behavior and make them super social and friendly. it’s like a whole new world where mice are the rulers and everyone is just having a blast building and exploring together. join this server and be part of this crazy adventure where you can help these mice overcome their challenges and make new friends along the way. who knew that minecraft could be so heartwarming and inspiring? come join us and be a part of something truly special.

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  • MelonSurvival

    MelonSurvival

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server DetailsThe Pale Garden
    Version1.21.4
    GamemodeSemi Vanilla SMP (Survival)
    FeaturesRaiding & PvP friendly, Hard gamemode, Arena
    Server IPmelonsurvival.minecraft.best
    Discorddiscord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
    Bedrock Port19132

    FAQs

    QuestionAnswer
    Are hacks allowed on the server?No, hacks are not allowed.
    Is griefing permitted?No, griefing is not allowed.
    Are there any claims system?No, there are no claims system.
    Can I keep my inventory upon death?No, keep inventory is not enabled.
    How many homes can players have?Players have 2 homes by default.
    What is the world border set to?The world border is set to 100k.

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  • BathroomBuddies Minecraft Server

    BathroomBuddies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to help anyone angle their dingly dong into the toilet! Unlike in real life, you won’t have to worry about losing an arm or being in a cast here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of helping your boyfriend in the bathroom and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from weird and disgusting parents.

    So come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t have to pay for anyone’s meal here, unless you want to treat your fellow players to some virtual cake. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in-game!

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  • ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!

    ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

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  • DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail

    DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail
    Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at.

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