WifeCraft: Where Your Blocky Wife is Always by Your Side

adoration, Affection, blocky, Commitment, devotion, Forever Love, happy marriage, husband, i love, love, marital bliss, Marriage, my wide wife, Partnership, relationship, Side, soulmate, Spouse, true love, wedded bliss, wide wife, Wife, WifeCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the grass grows rainbow-colored and dances to dubstep music!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Votes:	4697
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ores Mined:	2048	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Votes:	3443
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4827
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	3518	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8089	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	8147	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	108
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crops Grown:	4982
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crops Grown:	7372	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3689	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	200
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Potions Brewed:	101	Animals Bred:	130
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7096	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	256

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?