WifeBlocker9000

Airport, Backpack, Breakfast, CAR, Communication, coolmand, date, Flight, Frustration, Hint, Hurry, misunderstanding, patience, Polite, relationship, Respect, rolling luggage, storm door, Time Cop rule, travel, WifeBlocker9000

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about holding doors and Time Cop rules!

Our server is filled with crazy obstacles and challenges that will have you laughing out loud as you try to navigate through them. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about anyone standing in your way – unless it’s a hilarious prank from a fellow player!

Join now and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs a wife who can’t understand basic concepts when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, our breakfast stops are virtual and unlimited – no need to rush to catch a flight! So come on over and leave the real world drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Towns Built:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	New Chunks Explored:	387897
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Towns Built:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Towns Built:	10	New Chunks Explored:	519588
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mines Excavated:	1648
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	233
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Zombie Dances:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	871	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mines Excavated:	3134	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Items Found:	7075
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.