WifeBlocker9000

Airport, Backpack, Breakfast, CAR, Communication, coolmand, date, Flight, Frustration, Hint, Hurry, misunderstanding, patience, Polite, relationship, Respect, rolling luggage, storm door, Time Cop rule, travel, WifeBlocker9000

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about holding doors and Time Cop rules!

Our server is filled with crazy obstacles and challenges that will have you laughing out loud as you try to navigate through them. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about anyone standing in your way – unless it’s a hilarious prank from a fellow player!

Join now and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs a wife who can’t understand basic concepts when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, our breakfast stops are virtual and unlimited – no need to rush to catch a flight! So come on over and leave the real world drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	298
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	4031
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2869
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crops Grown:	2537
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Farms Harvested:	688	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	751144	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3723	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Divine Spears Created:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	240
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.