WifeBlocker9000

Airport, Backpack, Breakfast, CAR, Communication, coolmand, date, Flight, Frustration, Hint, Hurry, misunderstanding, patience, Polite, relationship, Respect, rolling luggage, storm door, Time Cop rule, travel, WifeBlocker9000

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about holding doors and Time Cop rules!

Our server is filled with crazy obstacles and challenges that will have you laughing out loud as you try to navigate through them. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about anyone standing in your way – unless it’s a hilarious prank from a fellow player!

Join now and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs a wife who can’t understand basic concepts when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, our breakfast stops are virtual and unlimited – no need to rush to catch a flight! So come on over and leave the real world drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Animals Bred:	152
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
New Chunks Explored:	253220	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9480
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Potions Brewed:	89
Magic Items Found:	8619	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8234	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4186

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	3517	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Animals Bred:	56	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	2916

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3851	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Potions Brewed:	183
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	2055	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.