Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never mess up your plans like this guy’s wife did! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We won’t get mad if you bring your child home early – in fact, we encourage it! Family time is important, even in the virtual world. 2. Our community is full of understanding and supportive players who will never make you feel like the bad guy for doing something nice for your family. 3. We promise that our server will never mess up your plans, unless you count getting addicted to playing Minecraft as a plan.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. See you in the game!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Ores Mined: 1605
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY