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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 865 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!