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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6328 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!