WhyDoITryCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a couch potato and watching anime all day? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by building giant anime-themed structures to appease the Minecraft gods. Rumor has it that if you build a massive Naruto statue, you’ll gain the power to run as fast as him in-game. Plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for a good laugh. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and say goodbye to your anime binge-watching days!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5720	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Potions Brewed:	47	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	395874	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	470
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Void Gems Collected:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	140	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6245	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8957	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	8483	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	600
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Animals Bred:	92
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4696	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20