Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Server
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