Why Wasting Time and Energy Complaining About Modern Shitty Games Minecraft SMP

big companies, Competition, complaining, consumerism, criticism, ENERGY, Entertainment, games, gaming industry, good games, greedy companies, losing money, Minecraft, MODERN, modern games, negative reviews, Priorities, Quality, shitty, shitty games, smp, Time, Time management, Value, video games, Wasting, wasting time

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Love Letters Sent:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being bombarded with microtransactions and loot boxes in every game you play? Do you long for the good old days of gaming when you didn’t have to sell your soul to progress? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on our server where the only currency is diamonds and the only loot boxes are the ones you find in dungeons. Say goodbye to pay-to-win and hello to mine-to-win! Our server is a sanctuary for gamers who are tired of being nickel and dimed at every turn.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles for rare loot. Some say he’s just a myth, but those who have faced him swear he’s the real deal.

So why waste your time on modern crappy games when you can join our server and stick it to the big, greedy companies? Come join us and experience the true joy of gaming without all the BS. See you in the mines, fellow gamers!

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Votes:	8945	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	39043
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Items Found:	5503
Void Armor Forged:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Endless Night Skies:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1435	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Crops Grown:	6414	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	134	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Emeralds Found:	6477
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dimension Hops:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2200
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	435
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	63
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	994022
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ores Mined:	3137	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Magic Items Found:	3474	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	164
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!