"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9886	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6386
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	971	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.