"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

anger, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, bros, brotherhood, confusion, emotional pain, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling deceived, feeling hurt, feeling lost, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, Minecraft, paul, pquotWhy, questioning motives, regret, Revenge, seeking answers, seeking closure, Seeking Justice, SMPquotp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8938

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	1272
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Crops Grown:	1070	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5719	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7279	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	743
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Potions Brewed:	158
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”