"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1144	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7653	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5443
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Towns Built:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	4218	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Crops Grown:	7880
Chimeras Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.