"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8673
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mines Excavated:	4126	Potions Brewed:	82
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	9843	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
New Chunks Explored:	761326	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ores Mined:	4373	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	3024
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Emeralds Found:	8393	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	2180
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	154	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	139	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	131	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.