Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 New Chunks Explored: 917131

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3864 Star Shards Collected: 63

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Towns Built: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Magic Items Found: 1811 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 435 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 209582 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 162

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Runes Activated: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Towns Built: 2 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 488076 Ores Mined: 5097
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 89 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9812 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 343895
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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