"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	2325	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Love Letters Sent:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mines Excavated:	4596	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	1173
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ores Mined:	1963	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Crops Grown:	8065	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Dimension Hops:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Crops Grown:	8642	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!