"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Animals Bred:	191	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9810	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	376
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5881
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.