Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Chimeras Created: 4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • EnderHQ

    EnderHQ

    Welcome to EnderHQ!

    Dive into an epic Minecraft adventure where your experience is our priority. At EnderHQ, you can expect:

    Unique cosmetics to customize your character Custom working backpacks to enhance gameplay A main world that never resets, preserving your creations forever Player-owned plots to claim your space No pay-to-win content – everything can be earned in-game Quality support from our dedicated staff And so much more! Want to make an impact? Ready to play? Join our growing community today! Click the buttons below to visit our website and Discord.

    We are currently in a WIP phase and are seeking new members to help shape the future of EnderHQ!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TorrusWerkbank

    TorrusWerkbank

    Welcome to the TorrusWerkbank Survival Server!

    Here you can experience classic Minecraft in survival mode without complicated extensions. Build, explore and survive alone or together with other players.

    Features:

    Dynmap: Interactive map for real-time location tracking (link to map, remove the “s” in “https”). SimpleTPA: Easy teleportation to other players. Why TorrusWerkbank? Enjoy Minecraft in a relaxed and respectful environment without annoying mods. Your ideas are welcome and everyone can help shape the server.

    Join us and experience exciting adventures!

    We look forward to seeing you!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Join Infinity Isles, where the only thing square is the blocks! 18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.

    Join Infinity Isles, where the only thing square is the blocks! 18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.

    Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Age Restriction 18+
    Server Started March 25th
    Server Location East US Coast
    World Border 10k

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What makes Infinity Isles unique?

    A: Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted server with a focus on community and quality of life enhancements while preserving the essence of vanilla gameplay.

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you must apply on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

    Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

    A: Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Infinity Isles.

    Q: What are some unique features of Infinity Isles?

    A: Features include a player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds, and non-pay-to-win donation perks.

    Q: How can I contribute to the server?

    A: Players can contribute to the server by donating through the Tebex platform at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.

    Q: Is there active staff support on the server?

    A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a team of friendly staff members available to assist players in need.

    Q: How can I stay connected with the community?

    A: Join the active community on Discord where players chat in channels and voice chats regularly.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Towns Built: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Dragon Scales Harvested: 143
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 22

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

    Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

    And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2124 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

    Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

    2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

    3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

    4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

    FormulaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Chimeras Created: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MakeupMayhemCraft

    MakeupMayhemCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

    Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

    And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

    So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magic Items Found: 1082

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP

    EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

    We have a strict “no boring builds allowed” policy, so get ready to unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can think of. From giant toilet houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our weekly “Deathmatch Monday” events where players battle it out in a gladiator-style arena for epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your wacky builds and crazy antics.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • HateTrendCraft

    HateTrendCraft
    Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers with the same old trends? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us if you can’t stand the trend of building boring old houses and want to create a giant toilet-shaped mansion instead. Yes, you heard that right – we encourage all our players to embrace their inner plumber and build the most outrageous toilets you can imagine. Who needs a castle when you can have a throne room fit for a king?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, high-stakes showdowns. Will you fight for the side of clucks or bleats? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring trends and embrace the absurdity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious adventures await you in this wacky world?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • WeCanGoMining

    WeCanGoMining

    Fast-paced box PvP action, intense battles, custom gear, and non-stop fun! Join WeCanGoMining today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Animals Bred: 199
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • VerifiedPlus

    VerifiedPlus

    Vote For Verified+ Here! Season 1 Started 9/18/24 Become A OG now! New Survival SMP, Crystal PVP, SMP PVP, and good fighters!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Animals Bred: 53
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mines Excavated: 2457
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Platform Server Address Port
    Java (PC/MAC/Linux) mc.peacefulvanilla.club None
    Bedrock (PE/Console) bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club 19132

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I connect to the server?

    For Java players, connect to mc.peacefulvanilla.club. For Bedrock players, connect to bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club with port 19132. You can also add “Nifty Nemesis” as a friend on Bedrock and connect through the multiplayer friends tab.

    Is PvP allowed on the server?

    PvP is restricted to designated arenas on the server. In other areas, there is no PvP, creating a stress-free environment.

    Are there map resets on the server?

    Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map has remained untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous and evolving world.

    How can I protect my territory on the server?

    You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, and purchase more at the spawn.

    Is there an in-game economy on the server?

    Yes, the server features a player-managed economy where you can set up shops with villagers, rent and sell areas to other players, and engage in various economic activities.

    Are there playtime ranks on the server?

    Yes, your playtime on the server matters as you can unlock rewards and permissions by ascending through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8261 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Potions Brewed: 197
    Animals Bred: 184 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

    Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where you can battle it out in intense PvP matches while also embarking on thrilling MMORPG quests. This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Korean drama and Minecraft madness!

    Join us on September 26th for Early Access and witness the chaos unfold. Will you be the one to claim the throne and liberty for all? Or will you be defeated by the forces of darkness and never see the light of day again?

    Don’t miss out on the full release on October 1st, where the stakes are higher, the quests are crazier, and the battles are more intense than ever before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic adventure!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft server like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Throne and Liberty!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Ores Mined: 8116 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny

    Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny
    Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

    Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

    And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • InstaBlock Minecraft Server

    InstaBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a controlling partner? Look no further! Join our server for a safe space where you can build and mine without the fear of someone demanding you remove all your male followers on Instagram.

    Our server is a place where you can post all the bikini pics and sports bra selfies you want without anyone telling you to take them down. We encourage self-expression and freedom, so feel free to show off those abs and climb those virtual rocks without judgment.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who will never give you an ultimatum between them and your male followers. We believe in trust and respect, so you can sip on virtual drinks with your virtual girlfriends without any drama.

    So come join us on the most liberating Minecraft server out there! Build, explore, and be yourself without any controlling boyfriends breathing down your neck. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life ultimatums.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    New Chunks Explored: 899744 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 127
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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