Why Not? Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered warriors who will fight by your side against any mob that dares to challenge you.

So why not join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ores Mined:	1131
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crops Grown:	6732	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Votes:	6497	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	118
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	2972	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1465
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mines Excavated:	1873
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Votes:	6428
Potions Brewed:	172	Dimension Hops:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	877720

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mines Excavated:	4976
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Zombie Dances:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	6875	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!