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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1764 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Magic Items Found: | 3002 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 55 |
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