Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

Character development, Diversity, dont, effeminate, female, Female Characters, female empowerment, female mc, female perspective, Female Protagonist, female representation, full, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Literature, Male, Minecraft, Protagonist, smp, storytelling, strong female lead, Traits, Writing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	162	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Farms Harvested:	219
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	2190
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Buildings Constructed:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Votes:	7476	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	1650
Runes Activated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	5091
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Ores Mined:	6794	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!