Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

Birth, Childbirth, Considering, CREEPERS, Cum, Delivery, Detonating, Dildos, dont, empowerment, enjo, especially, Feels, feminism, fisting, Giving, green text, imageboard, Labor, many, Masturbate, Masturbation, medical procedures, midwifery, Motherhood, natural birth, orgasm, pain relief, Pleasure, r9k, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, taboo, them.., when, Women, Women’s Health, xkcd

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

New Minecraft Servers Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Zombies Smell Bad Server

Apocalypse, bad, Brain-eating, decay, decomposing, Disgusting, Flesh-eating, Gruesome, Horrible, Horror, post-apocalyptic, putrid, REANIMATED, Rotting, Server, smell, stench, Survival, Terrifying, Undead, walking dead, zombies

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got zombies dat smell so bad, dey make u wanna puke. but dont worry, we also got zombie repellent dat u can use to keep dem away. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from dem stinky zombies and plan ur attack.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds when u feed dem? yeah, u heard me right. FLYING PIGS. so come join us and get rich quick with dem diamond-droppin’ pigs.

also, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava. it’s super dangerous but also super fun. so hop on and try not to burn ur butt off.

so what u waitin’ for? come join our crazy minecraft server and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

V For Vanilla

Community, dedicated server, FAIRPLAY, Finland hosted, Freebuild, International, minimal rules, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No map resets, Random Spawn, Small Community, Survival, Survival multiplayer, TNT bombers exception, True vanilla, unaltered gameplay, Vanilla, Welcoming, world border 30M

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

V For Vanilla Server

Server IP: VForV.net

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS

Version: Java 1.21.3

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

Information	Details
World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
Griefing & Killing	Allowed
Duping	No (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ANONYMOUS, anonymous request, assistance required, community support, digital assistance, forum post, help needed, internet plea, internet plea for help, mysterious request, MysticCraft, No. 274837758, onegai, Online Community, online forum, online help, online help request, online mystery, online support, Realm, Request

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	893308	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic and mind-blowing adventures you’ve ever seen in your life!

We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets a pet llama that can talk and tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pieces of awesomeness!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	653	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Star Shards Collected:	89
Players Killed by Monsters:	4261	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Farms Harvested:	304	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Potions Brewed:	156	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ores Mined:	9611	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	63

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9033	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229
Animals Bred:	105	Dragon Eggs Found:	3501
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
New Chunks Explored:	166327	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	362
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4798	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5758
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	970857	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!