Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.
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Solarion SMP 18+ New Season!
engaging server events, Whitelisted Survival Experience, supportive gaming environment, Interactive Social Spaces, Long-Term World Development
# Welcome to Solarion SMP!A New Chapter Starts August 29, 2025!
Solarion SMP is ready for all! If you’re a pro or just new to Minecraft, this is your spot. Season 6 kicks off on 1.21.7 (maybe 1.21.8 if plugins let us). After 7 months of fun in Season 5, we’re excited to grow our crew of 20-30 active players.
## What is Solarion SMP?
– Whitelist: Only cool folks allowed. – Survival: Build, craft, and chill. – Inspired by Hermitcraft: We love creativity and teamwork. – Mature Vibes: 18+ only, with open chat (keep it respectful).
## Season 6 Highlights:
– Fresh World Reset: New seed, new fun! – Shopping District: Trade with diamonds. – Games District: Mini-games, parkour, and more. – Community Center: Mailboxes and a hangout hub. – Events: Contests and collabs to keep things lively. – Season Length: 6-8 months of fun.
## Cool Features:
– Running on Folia: Vanilla feel with some neat twists. – Drop Heads: Collect player and mob heads. – CoreProtect: No griefing, no worries. – Axgraves: Lost items? They’re safe in a chest. – Simple Voice Chat: Talk to friends nearby. – Player Sleep: Only 10% need to sleep to skip night. – Bluemap: 3D map you can view in your browser.
## How to Join:
1. Join our Discord: Discord Link 2. Fill out an Application: Tell us who you are! 3. Need a Second Chance?: Reapply if you don’t make it the first time.
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Get ready for fun, friends, and a fresh start on Solarion SMP! 🌟
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ZoinkSMP❗️UPCOMING❗️Whitelist Vanilla Java
Datapack Enhanced Mechanics, Social Interaction Opportunities, ZoinkSMPUPCOMINGWhitelist, collaborative building projects, ”’Minecraft community building
# ZoinkSMP ❗️ UPCOMING ❗️🏰 ZoinkSMP *Vanilla+ SMP (1.21.7)*
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Looking for a chill, long-term build server? This is the spot! No mods, just cool datapacks for fun and ease.
### Featured Datapacks: – Dungeons & Taverns – FurniCraft – BetterBundle – Tectonic – VanillaTweaks & CraftTweaks – Not Enough Trials + more!
No Elytras! Travel is grounded for a tight-knit vibe.
🎙 Optional voice chat For that extra fun!
Join us! We want long-term, dedicated players! 💎
📩 PM for Discord link if the one above is broken! Make sure to hit #roles to get access to Minecraft chat.
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Kingdoms of Terra SMP Modded Whitelist
historical kingdom simulations, community-driven events, adventurous multiplayer quests, dynamic player interactions, engaging role-playing elements
🌍 Kingdoms of Terra – A Modded Minecraft Experience Like No Other!
Welcome to Kingdoms of Terra, a cool modded Minecraft server where players can make their own way in a fun, player-run world. You can start your own kingdom, build a busy town, or create a strong business empire. The choice is yours!
🔧 Custom Modpack Get ready for a bunch of mods that make the game better! These mods help with tech, explore new lands, and fight battles. They are made for big groups and fun player chats.
⚔️ War & Diplomacy Make friends or start fights. Join in on big battles or solve issues with talks and trades. Wars are fair game, but be ready for what comes next!
💰 In-Game Currency Mod Keep track of your cash with an easy currency system. Trade stuff, tax your folks, or build a money-making machine. It’s never been easier to handle your gold!
🏰 Player-Driven World Every town, kingdom, and shop is made by players. Your choices and plans shape the world.
Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or money maker, Kingdoms of Terra has a sandbox world with endless fun.
Join now and claim your land! Will you rise to power or fall to ruin?
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SevMC SMP: Chill Craft 18+
Creative Market Shops, Proximity Voice Dynamics, Dynamic Economy Features, mature gaming experience, Semi-Vanilla Experience
# SevMC SMP
Type: Semi-Vanilla Version: 1.21.7 Whitelist: Yes Age: 18+ Features: – Dynmap – Proximity Voice – HermitCraft-Inspired
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## Welcome to SevMC!
SevMC is a chill spot for folks 18 and up. It’s a whitelisted server that runs on PaperMC. The vibe is friendly and fun, with simple rules to keep it that way.
### Rules: – No griefing or stealing – Be kind to all – No unfair mods
### Gameplay: We keep it close to vanilla but add some nice stuff like: – Home, tpa, and spawn teleportation
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## Features: – Shopping District: Coming soon! – Proximity Voice Chat: Talk to your pals nearby. – Dynmap: See the world map live. – Two-Way Chat: Chat with Discord too. – Leaderboards: Show off your skills!
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## Our Values: – Focus on community and fun. – Build a great economy with shops. – Maturity is key! Don’t mess with others’ stuff.
### What We Ask: – Be mature and chill. – 18 years or older (some exceptions). – Make a shop in the district if you can. – Build near spawn and others (not a must).
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## How to Join: Hit us up on Discord: Join Us
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Sara’s SMP 🌷 Join & Play!
Community-Based Decision Making, Unique Game Mechanics, Monthly Proposal Meetings, Engaging Player Events, Play
🌷 Sara’s World 🌷
IP: sarasworld.mc.gg
✨・ﾟ:* 「🌷」*:・ﾟ✨ 🌷 SMP, Community Governed, Events 🌷 Skyblock & Lifesteal coming soon 🌷 Economy, Auctions, Store 🌷 Find friends, Progress together ✧・ﾟ:* 「♡」*:・ﾟ✧
Want more mobs? Better shops? New game stuff? Gather your pals, form a crew, pick your Cleric, and share your ideas. Every month, Clerics meet to pick the best ones.
Who gets the final say? YOU—the Premium+ subscriber.