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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2508 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 8649 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.