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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 3128 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 880699 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?