Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected: 250 Villages Defended: 13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Magic Items Found: 6101
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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