Why Did They Cut It? Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1817	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7961	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ores Mined:	2635	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Emeralds Found:	6016
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Emeralds Found:	5579	Buildings Constructed:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1640	Farms Harvested:	746

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Star Shards Collected:	281	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	6021
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9244

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Towns Built:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4