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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found: 1982 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Enchantments Applied: 66 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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