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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Love Letters Sent: 17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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