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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 New Chunks Explored: 170590
Mines Excavated: 1271 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Endless Night Skies: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Zombie Dances: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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