Why Can’t You Meet Women IRL Anymore Minecraft SMP

Anymore, Communication, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating in person, finding love, in person, IRL, Meet, meeting people, meeting someone special, meeting women, Minecraft, modern dating, OFFLINE, Real Life, relationships, Single life, smp, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6868
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies in real life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate dating hotspot! Our players are so charming and witty, you’ll be swimming in dates in no time. Plus, who needs real-life relationships when you can build pixelated mansions and go on virtual adventures together? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Emeralds Found:	9542
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	3163
Farms Harvested:	261	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5778
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Buildings Constructed:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	169
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2714	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	8286	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!