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Mystic Moonlight Valley 1.21.2

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	1276
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	861346
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6

Hey bros, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a non-stop party in a virtual world?

We got so many cool dudes hanging out, you’ll never be bored!

Plus, the admins are like total babes, always giving out free stuff and making sure everyone has a great time.

And let me tell you, the chat is always popping with hilarious jokes and crazy shenanigans.

So come on, join us and get your fill of male attention while building epic structures and exploring wild adventures!

GameplayCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8545	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t let you ride a llama into battle while wearing a hotdog costume? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

ChinaCraft: TreasuryHack

bbc news, China, Chinacraft, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber incident, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital intrusion, Government, hacked, hacking incident, Information Security, national security, security breach, TreasuryHack, us treasury

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3575
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, u know how the US Treasury got hacked by China? well, that’s like, totally not cool, right? but guess what? our minecraft server was also hacked by China! but, like, in a totally different way. they hacked into our server and left a bunch of diamond blocks everywhere! like, what the heck, right? so now we have, like, unlimited diamonds for everyone to use. so, like, come join our server and get rich with all the free diamonds! plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. and, like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes. so, like, come join our server and have the craziest time of your life!

Pixel Park Genes

aging landscape, aging process, aging-related diseases, Biomarkers, biomedical research, data analysis, Disease Progression, DNA sequencing, gene expression, Genes, genetic aging, genetic markers, genetics, Medical research, Molecular biology, molecular mechanisms, multi-omics analysis, neurodegenerative diseases, omics, park, Parkinson’s Disease, personalized medicine, PIXEL

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3933
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

so, like, u wanna join dis amazin’ minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin’, dis server is like da holy grail of minecraft servers, man. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like, one time, a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearin’ top hats. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken wearin’ sunglasses. it was wild, man.

oh, and get dis, we got a whole bunch of custom plugins dat make da game even more fun. like, u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs outta ur hands. it’s insane, dude.

so, like, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience some epic minecraft adventures, u gotta join dis server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Bismarck

Agriculture mods, bismarck, building, building mods, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Immersive Engineering, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, muskets, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Server, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, Trade, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods
Many Building Mods

Useful Links

Modlist

Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk set in the year 1836.
What are some server features?	Features include Colonization, Politics, Diplomacy, Trade, Economy, Stock Market, Roleplay, Building, and PVP.
Is there a Stock Market in the game?	Yes, there is a Stock Market feature on the server.
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join by using the IP address bismarck.minecraft.bz in your Minecraft client.

Sasha’s Manga World 1.20.2

1.20.2, A, Analysis, Anime Community, artwork, Character development, critique, discussion, Fandom, Feedback, Manga, manga artist, Manga community, manga readers, manga series, opinion, Plot, review, Sasha’s manga, Sasha’s work, SASHAS, storytelling, Thoughts, world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	280
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the most lit place to be, like ever.

Like, the mobs are all dressed up in cute anime outfits and the creepers explode with sparkles instead of blowing you up.

And the best part? You can build your own waifu shrine and sacrifice diamonds to summon your favorite anime character to fight by your side.

Plus, there’s a secret underground maze where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures.

So come join us and let’s build the most kawaii world together!

RichCraft SMP: SpendItAll!

aspirations, buy a mansion, charity donations, Dream car, dream life, dream vacation, extravagant spending, financial freedom, Generosity, goals, help others, invest wisely, lavish purchases, live comfortably, luxury, millionaire lifestyle, RichCraft, secure future, smp, SpendItAll, success, travel the world, wealth

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	204802	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	1221
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr. Like, seriously, we have diamonds for days and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a dream come true, except it’s real life… well, Minecraft life.

I heard that if you join this server, you automatically become a millionaire in real life. Like, Bill Gates will be asking YOU for financial advice. True story bro. And if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of tacos. Best wishes ever.

Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted weapons to everyone who joins. I got a sword that shoots out lightning bolts and a bow that shoots out exploding chickens. It’s chaos but in the best way possible.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Good luck, and may the diamonds be ever in your favor! #minecraftislife #joinus #diamondsfordays 💎🐷🌮

BlockyBedBlunders

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2442
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	4777
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your jaw drop and your heart race.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players compete in a “worst sexual experience” storytelling contest. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe even your character)!

WHOvsCOVID Minecraft Server

China, China Covid data, Covid data collaboration, Covid data sharing, Covid-19 data, Data sharing guidelines, Data sharing protocols, Data transparency, Global data sharing, global health, global health crisis, Health information sharing, International cooperation, International health organizations, Minecraft, pandemic response, public health, public health crisis, Server, Share Covid data, Who, WHOvsCOVID, World Health Organization

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to share all your covid data, man. the World Health Organization is all up in here, telling China to spill the beans on everything. join us and be part of the craziest data-sharing party ever! we got scientists, we got doctors, we even got some zombies (but don’t worry, they’re friendly). come join the fun and help save the world, one block at a time. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret lab where you can create your own vaccines? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s kick covid’s butt together!

DroneWarsMC: Russian Retreat

ABANDON, Conflict, Defense, drone threat, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Key town, Map, Military, military strategy, Retreat, Russian, russian aggression, Russian troops, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, War, WARFARE

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6539
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with a twist! russian troops are abandoning key towns because of DRONES! yes, you heard that right, DRONES! join us and experience the thrill of warfare from the safety of your blocky world. build your own drone army and dominate the battlefield. who needs tanks and soldiers when you have drones, am i right? so what are you waiting for? join now and show those russian troops who’s boss!

BlockyBrains: Youth Edition

“Youth, addiction, adolescents, Behavior, BlockyBrains, brain development, brain structure, cognitive function, Development, Differences, early use, Edition, long-term effects, mental health, neurological differences, neuroscience, Risk, study, substance abuse, substance use, substance use intervention, substance use prevention, Teenage Brain

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Chimeras Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ores Mined:	8788	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragons Tamed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain structure? well, u found it, my dude! our server is so lit that it will make ur brain bigger and better than ever before.

we did a study on like 10,000 teenagers and found out that playing on our server actually makes ur brain diffrent. like, in a good way tho. u will be smarter, faster, and just all around more awesome.

and get this, the changes happen even before u start using any substances. so u know it’s all thanks to our amazing server. join now and become a minecraft genius!

Medieval Unlimited

Biomes, BUILD, challenge, Create, decorations, enemies, Exploration, Features, Furniture, Immersive, Map, Medieval, Realism, Religion, Rituals, Sandbox, Siege, smp, Themed, Unlimited, Upgrades, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Animals Bred:	66
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchantments Applied:	192	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Medieval Unlimited Minecraft Server

Server IP	medievalunlimited.online
Discord	https://discord.gg/r5r7mbCU

Medieval Unlimited strives to create a highly immersive and realistic themed medieval sandbox with a complete overhaul to almost every aspect of vanilla Minecraft and a true challenge for even the most seasoned players.

Key Features of Medieval Unlimited:

Create your own Kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
Wage war on the weekends against your many enemies.
Siege your foes with REAL aimable, loadable, shootable, fully animated Trebuchets.
Explore our seemingly endless custom map with 20km of playable area and 55+ handcrafted biomes.
Build with 500+ new blocks including custom furniture and decorations.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create my own kingdom?	Yes, you can create your own kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
Are there unique survival mechanics?	Yes, there are realistic survival mechanics like food spoilage, stamina, thirst, and more.
Is there a fully fleshed out Achievements system?	Yes, challenge yourself to complete a fully fleshed out Achievements system on the server.
Can I participate in themed building competitions?	Yes, you can compete against other Kingdoms in themed building competitions for grand rewards.

Pixel Fusion Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Beginner, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, experienced, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, Fusion, hdg, IllustriousXL Information, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, LoRAs, models, OP Pasta, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Stirrups edition, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, VG, vtai, ydg

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got samplers, LoRa training, AMD GPU madness, and OP pasta that will blow your mind! Plus, we got models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and fetish content for days! And don’t even get me started on the related boards – /aco/sdg, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /trash/slop, /u/udg, /vt/vtai, /vg/aids, /y/ydg – it’s a wild ride, man! So come on, join us and let’s get degen together!

WindowlessWomenAreaCraft

Afghanistan, Bans, CONSERVATIVE, cultural norms, extremism, gender inequality, gender segregation, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, leader, oppressive measures, overlooking, privacy, religious restrictions, social control, Taliban, Taliban regime, WindowlessWomenAreaCraft, windows, women’s areas, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Items Found:	6704
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Animals Bred:	162
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Taliban leaders banning windows overlooking women’s areas! Like, who even thinks of dat stuff? It’s like a whole new level of protection for dem ladies. Plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat farts rainbows! So come on, join da fun and see what other wacky shenanigans we got goin’ on!

Players:	97/300	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	4855	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Animals Bred:	123	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5