Why Can’t Noobs Craft Minecraft SMP

agnosticism, atheism, atheists, BELIEF, Craft, definition, disbelief, existentialism, freethinker, godless, humanism, Minecraft, non-belief, nontheism, Noobs, philosophy, Questioning, rationalism, Religion, secularism, skepticism, smp, WorldView

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Atheists can’t define Atheism! Join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we try to figure out what Atheism even means. Is it a religion? A lack of belief? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast trying to wrap your head around it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky adventures and mind-boggling mysteries. Just don’t ask us to define Atheism, because even we’re not sure what it means!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ruinscraft – Main

Ruinscraft is a survival free-build server. We are a 24/7 server with a thriving economy, and several great builders. Also, we have PreciousStones so you can protect your builds from nasty griefers. Join us today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	New Chunks Explored:	710436

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EagleSMP

new, smp, Survival, Team Pvp, Youtubers

The EagleSMPA new SMP you can join! You can Create teams and PvP against other teams!

The Server is Java and Bedrock so feel free to join us!Discord Link: discord.gg/zpKG8nXb

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Guild-Craft

Main plugins: –> Factions –> Economy

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Chill Zone

Survival, Whitelist

Hello and welcome to The Chill Zone. We are a small community of members that are looking for a relaxing end to a stressful day.

Here are a few things our server includes….

– Custom Fishing Datapack that changes the items you can acquire from fishing – Blaze & Cave Custom Datapack – Custom Role Prefixes – And more…

IMPORTANT NOTE: This server is whitelist required. Join the discord server for more information…

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4310	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MadGaming

Factions, PvP, Survival

madgaming.eu is a factions survival server. We have a wide range of plugins, features and friendly staff. Our server is hosted on dedicated hardware located in Europe. Visit our website at www.madgaming.eu for more information on our server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Animals Bred:	167
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ZentralCraft Network

PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

ZentralCraft Network is a Hispanic Minecraft server, where you can play 3 modalities together with several users!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Freedom United

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Freedom United is a server where we allow the player to have a lot of freedom of what they want to do. We give you alot of plugins to play with, while still trying to maintain that Vanilla feeling we all know and love!

For example, we have hundreds of quests availible to you. We have intresting areas you can explore, Coop arena’s, cities where you can buy stuff, and much much more! (Full list down below!). All this, while keeping the Vanilla Feel! Players are allowed to build, walk, kill, and explore all they want!

Link to the Dynmap: http://94.213.198.23:8123/ __________

The IP for our server is: 94.213.198.23 Feel free to join! You are always welcome considering there is no Whitelist !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Urucraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Server 1.8 to 1.20 Modalities: Survival, Creative and SkyBlock, We are a newly opened Network in expansion

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AngelsCraft

Hey guys welcome to AngelzCraft we feature some awesome plugins including : *Factions *Timeismoney *Lockette *Bounty *Dogtags *And many more =)

Our server holds 200 people at a time WITH NO LAG!!! and the server is up 24/7 We have awesome staff with 10 Admins, 1 Mod, 1 Co-Owner, and 1 Owner.

IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org IP:Angelzcraft.no-ip.org

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Enchantments Applied:	55
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DEADZONEmc

PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Max level >> 150 Starting money 500 Reserve every midnight Wedding lock box protection Bank – keep level – die without dropping items Level lifeskill +buff random box NPC trading Create a guild + NPC send quests Log in to receive daily rewards /reward Make something permanent NPC gives out free buffs ⁠buff-shop

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7880

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GoPro

The best Latvian server! McMMo Factions 50 slots 24/7 No lag! Shop!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

IgniteSMP

Anarchy, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IgniteSMP is a survival Minecraft server that features a slowly expanding custom map with realistic biomes, borders, and landmarks. Players can travel across continents, oceans, and islands using boats, planes, and nether portals. They can also claim land for their civilization, form alliances, start wars, and trade or fight for resources. When you’re ready to begin exploring, building and conquering, then you’ll know it’s time to join the IgniteSMP server!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crops Grown:	7615

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.