“Why Can’t Americans Get Through A Sentence” Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Communication, comprehension, culture, discrimination, education, Exploitation, grammar, intelligence, Language, language barriers, mental retardation, Minecraft, prejudice, profit, Sentence, smp, Social Issues, society, Speech, Stereotypes, Syntax, Understanding

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mines Excavated:	2775
Secret Passages Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and absurdity of the virtual world!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3309	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	346
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Buildings Constructed:	48
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Votes:	5221
Dragon Eggs Found:	9286	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mines Excavated:	2127	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	6169
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	731	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Towns Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
New Chunks Explored:	328176	Emeralds Found:	4001
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Animals Bred:	102
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	1383
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	7020
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance