Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to answer the age-old question: “WHY ARE YOU GAY?” Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, fabulous diamond armor, and a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our pride parade through the Nether, complete with glitter cannons and a drag queen Ender Dragon. So come on, darling, join us and embrace your inner fabulousness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Towns Built: 8 Magic Items Found: 8698
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Runes Activated: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 461
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Ores Mined: 2573
    Potions Brewed: 151 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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