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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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