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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 397 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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