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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1983 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 56179 | Magic Items Found: | 4684 |
Star Shards Collected: | 86 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s chests with nothing but dirt blocks and poisonous potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who wears a top hat and monocle, sipping on a cup of tea as he teleports around causing mischief. Rumor has it he once stole a player’s diamond armor and left a trail of glitter in his wake.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “why are we like this?” every time you log on.