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Players: |
110/500 |
Votes: |
3490 |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: |
2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: |
9 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
0 |
Zombie Dances: |
9 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: |
2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
6 |
Crops Grown: |
2450 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: |
1 |
Living Statues Befriended: |
2 |
Alien Abductions: |
0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
6 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: |
317 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.
we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.
and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.