Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

    The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyLoveTriangle

    CraftyLoveTriangle
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RocketRaidReporter

    RocketRaidReporter
    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Crops Grown: 8846 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

    MemoryCraft AnxietyFree
    lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

    we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Last Rampart

    Last Rampart

    Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

    Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

    Join us and build your empire in your image!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • AxMC

    AxMC

    Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

    Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 136 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8367
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 250 Animals Bred: 142
    Villages Defended: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 374 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8236 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Void Gems Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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