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Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	10000	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magic Items Found:	8486
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1559	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	7116	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

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lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

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come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ores Mined:	3447	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	7771	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	4909
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Void Armor Forged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

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hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	3318	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

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so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2