Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy Germans who will keep you on your toes! From building giant sausages to organizing epic beer festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players who only speak German or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating through a maze of autobahns and bratwurst stands. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with schnitzel and lederhosen-wearing creepers!

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and join a truly unique Minecraft community, come on over and see why Germans are like this! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Runes Activated: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Servers

  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Runes Activated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Emeralds Found: 6074

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Villages Defended: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6421 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Villages Defended: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 112 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Magic Items Found: 1054
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Zombie Dances: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

    WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

    But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

    If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Farms Harvested: 390

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMemories

    MineCraftMemories
    Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRuskiCraft

    RedstoneRuskiCraft
    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 16 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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